Louis Suarez is joining the vampire diaries. Or we hope he joins the vampire diaries seeing that the football star has extra ordinary white teeth and has cravings for human blood and flesh. TVD would use such skill!
Louis Suarez went all vampire on Italy defender Giorgio Chielling during a world cup match between Italy and Uruguay last night.
Early this morning, FIFA, the world football governing body, officially charged Suarez with biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellin
“These are the things that happen on the pitch, we were both in the area, he thrust his shoulder into me.” explained Suarez while talking to the press after the match.
If found guilty, Suarez could be banned from playing for between two or 24 months.